Friday, May 9, 2014

Wesołych Świąt i Śmigus-Dyngus

This weekend beats any other I've had in Poland by such a far stretch that it'd be an insult to even compare. I'm sorry for all of the other experiences, but this experience was something priceless. Easter weekend with family you have never met before, experiencing things you have never witnessed before, feeling completely comfortable for the first time in a very long time; all of these and more are what I felt this weekend. I will remember this weekend and cherish it's memory. So I will take you through what my weekend was like outside of Krakow with family, and outside of ESN.

I get picked up and taken to my Ciocia's (aunt's) house somewhere 2 hours away from Krakow. On the drive there I notice something: we are going 150 KPH? How is this possible... Oh wait I'm not in America where they have to keep the speed limit low, because people can't drive properly and the law needs to make money. On the autostradzie (highway) the speed limit is 140 KPH, and for all you Americans that's 87 MPH... On this one highway, that has nothing special about it, we are breaking every single speed limit in America. I even saw many people going 200+ KPH like this was the Autobahn. There are these small cars maxing out on these highways and in the states I can't open up my cars that will double what those small cars can do. Everything in America is bigger and more powerful, so why can't the speed limit reflect the cars we drive. Here the cars are limited by how much power they have and not the speed limit. In the States it's the other way around.  I don't even know what to say anymore. Obey the law because? Give me a good reason America, and because I'll get arrested isn't a good one; why is the law there to begin with, and why to such extent is something worth more of my time.
Off of that rant, we get to my ciocia's house and it something from a dream. You cannot even fathom the peace that you feel there and the environment, but I will do my best to describe it: a small town where everyone knows each other, houses are small but very nice and the space is used very well, the church and friends are within 5 minutes walking distance, and the view of everything, and the smell of everything is like nothing I've ever experienced in my life. I get there and already I am being fed and introduced to everybody and everything is happening so quickly. Only one person in the family really could communicate with me in English so I spoke mostly Polish the entire weekend. We hacked away at bread and ciasto all night long, while I talked about why I was here and showed everyone how I lived in the states. It's weird how it works, if you live one way and experience another or want to experience another you may like it and want to live that way for the rest of your life. I feel this way, at least for the time being, about the town my Ciocia lives in. It gives me a satisfaction to finally be in touch with family, family that I've never had outside my sister and some family in VA and Ontario.
Before nightfall on that Friday, I had one of the most exhilarating/scary/fun experiences in my life. I drove a Ford Mondeo. But I didn't drive it in the normal way you drive a Mondeo, oh no. This Mondeo had NO doors, NO windows, NO body panels. It only had a frame, and engine, a transmission, seats, and tires. Think going ATVing with a quad is fun? You've never experienced this shit. I only wish I took the advice and went on the roof of the car while we were hauling ass through the forest. Trees, bushes, bottoming out on huge dips, nothing mattered, we went through them. One of my cousins was smart, he brought a full face helmet. That was such an exciting hour and a half. If I every have a beat up car, and an area to do this... Bad things will happen :D
The next day I got up early, and we had to go to some other family North of us somewhere.
As a family on Easter Sunday we traveled to Lodz in order to visit to other art of the family that I was to see that weekend. It was always tradition to go to this art of the family on Sundays since they are a bigger immediate family and their house can fit more people. After we get to our family in Lodz, I become amazed with the amount of creativity you can pack into such a space. They had a beautiful house, inside and out and I was glad I could see them. We took a small Sunday drive and we were shown around the town they lived in.
Onto the things that really mattered when I was there. I. Ate. So. Much. Food. It was literally eat, walk around for a half hour eat again, do something for another hour and eat again, a half hour and eat... We had two courses of appetizers, 3 entrees, and at least 4 courses of deserts... I am convinced I gained at least 2-3 kilos in just that day. But all of the food was delicious. And too was the vodka, which we did not drink until after Easter came. After half a day at their house we came back and went to bed.

The next morning I was woken up by the sound of the church bell at 0800. And then by screams of a girl in the house. I run out to find my cousin dragging my other cousin into the shower and spraying her with water. I was confused for a couple of seconds, then realized that it was Smigus-Dyngus, or Wet Monday. Normal breakfast with soup and other good
Polish food. We were given a small flick of water by our fingers from everyone in the family to one another. Then I got confused again when I saw two of my cousins taking a bunch of plastic bottles to the car filled with water. Then I'm told, for Smigus-Dyngus here, the girls are literally soaked with water. I knew it was going to be a fun day.
Starting the day we went to few girls houses that my cousins knew and the parents told us that they were in church or going to church or something of the sort and to come back later. WE struck gold at one girl's house named Olya. She came running out and we just dumped these bottles of water on her. I was quite reluctant to do so since to me this was very abnormal. But then they all told me it was okay. So then I joined. Afterward we were resented with chocolate and eggs from the girl who we got wet. I know this is different from Smigus-Dyngus of other laces, but this is how it is in the town. This happened again and again from house to house that we went to, some of the girls we did not know, some of the girls we drove past and just happened to be in the path of water that we didn't want in the car anymore xD and some didn't bother to open the door after 20 minutes...
What I like about this is that it's a tradition that everyone here welcomes, no matter if you're the guys, the girls getting wet, or parents of the girls about to get wet. That day you knew you were getting wet regardless if you were boy or girl, but you knew for sure you would get wet if you were a girl. Even so we carried a change of clothes in the car which would become useful at the last house we went to, which was around 1300 where we used a hose and every single bottle of water we had, and there was also retaliation where the girls there got us wet as well.
The Smigus-Dyngus tradition happens for this reason, from what I'm told: on the Monday morning after Easter, Mary Magdalene could not believe that Jesus was not in his tomb and was in shock. She remained in this state of shock until a few men doused her with water, waking her up from her disbelief. So today, on Monday mornings after Easter, we splash water on unmarried girls (14-24), before noon.
I had a great lunch and met a cousin of mine who is doppelganger of Wladimir Klitchko. I went home and I wished I had stayed another day. I will know in the future to not make the same mistake again and take advantage of the time that I can s*end with my family.

I cannot thank them for such an unforgettable weekend, it makes me want to come back again next year. I think I will take a trip to Poland next Easter, just for this  

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